Alien News Desk (2019 - 2019)

Shocking reports on floating prisons, anti-poor fabrics, and a barbaric act known as ventriloquism.

Meet some special vehicles called “Indycars” and the grotesque pseudo-humans called “bodybuilders.”

Drexx joins the gig economy, Tuva fights robot appropriation, and Stonehenge kicks ass.

Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, the Supreme Court, and a very wordy segment name.

Where is Barack Obama? Who is The Spoiler? And what's the deal with Drake?

Drexx and Tuva visit the kingdom of The Masters. Then, a handy guide on how to probe yourself.

What is 4/20 and why does it make humans giggle? Plus, a joyous celebration of Tax Day.

The wall, the welfare queen, and a chef (Chris Parnell) cooks up the garbage humans call “food.”

Get your safe words ready for a sexy report on corporate mergers. Plus, meet Drexx's pal Lord Xenu.

Humanity's biggest threats: spidered-men, twins, and the vengeful gods known as “mascots.”

Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.